Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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