this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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