just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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