There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
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