Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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