At least make sure they are 18
Why
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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