butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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