when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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