i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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