What a fucking waste of an outfit
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I would ride that face into the sunset
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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