If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize