So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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