Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
