No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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