She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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