your room smells of hookers.
And success
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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