haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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