So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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