i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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