Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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