Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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