do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Be still, my beating vagina.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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