It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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