White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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