just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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