That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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