your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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