Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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