I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
kristin has been a bad kristin
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
my vag is so smooth its legendary
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
This is classic penis vs brain.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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