The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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