The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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