That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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