Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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