the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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