I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
