Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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