I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
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