You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
