I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
