apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
