Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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