you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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