Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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