If i come over, it means nothing
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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