He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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