All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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