cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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