Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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