Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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