i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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