Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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