How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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