Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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