I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I yelled at your uterus for you.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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